Instagramming the next Google thingy we bought on Amazon after a eating a 99¢ meal at McDonald’s before doing some banking at Chase while washing it all down with Starbucks as you furniture shop at IKEA with Fox News piped into your ears through Apple iMind® on the latest Apple iPhone 26. The future is near. 

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Featuring a multi-material race cut cycling jersey with ultra light mesh side panels. Extended aero sleeves with silicone gripper. YKK #5 hidden zipper. 3-rear pockets. Interior logo collar detail. Front sewn-on woven label.

Learn more about the original Idiocracy Kit here.

Pictured: Jimmy is 5’8” and 150 lbs. and is wearing a size S.